personifacation

everyday when i come home weather its at night or in the morning its just sitting underneath the table with its mesmerizing red light just waiting to be turned on. as i walk towards it, it gets extremely excited as do i and then it makes the greatest noise known to man when i turn it on. "beep". it's just so beautiful it could bring you to tears. When i sign into my account i get a rush and instantly get a game invite because i'm just that popular.(not really) my PlayStation must be very proud knowing that it has so many friends to chat with. which is why i would say that it is most like the average person. i say this because the average person has friends, and people that are not to fond of them. as does my ps3 because i can't say i have "never", gotten banned from PlayStation by Sony because that would be a lie. i think of sony as an enemy and people on my friends list as my friends.